Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.
aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!
Don't judge me. It's payin' my obedience school tuition.
keep goin! dunt b a bedeince skool drop out.
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
b kareful if u tempt teh beest!
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
i hab a bad feel bout dis...
A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!
wel wer iz ur sord?
I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.
o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!