Well here's your problem-there's a puppy eatin' your USB port

trufully, ai r confuzzed.

Laptop? Iz it.

ai just kan't stop!!

I'm talkin to dat hot poodle nxt door

usually we video chat...

sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?

uh oh... u r in troublez!

If you don't want me to shop online, you really shouldn't use my name as all your passwords.

ai haz been luking 4 all dis stuff 4 so long!