My owner enjoyz looking at teh LOLcat site...
aww dun b so sad, kittehs r owr fwends!
I deleted ur Facebook account. Nao u can only play wif mee!
meybe we kan pway on teh compooter 2gether?
There. I ordered elebenty jillion milkbones. Should tide me over for the weekend!
y dun u trabel 2 teh promise landz?
I've complete your Human Performance Review. Results not looking too good...
wuz ur hooman bein lazy agein?
Well? Did ai makez teh front page?
You made it little guy!
wat goggies and hoomans will do 4 faem.
I finish allz your works... I can has hot dog now?
dese dayz all da goggies kno how to computer.
IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!
ur in trubl nao mister! tiem out 4 u!