Yu may think yur getting away with visiting kitteh sites, but I noes. I noes...

dis gib meh so many sad feelz...

JEZUS MOM! DON'T YOU KNOCK?

busted! bettr kum up wif a gud exkuse...

Momm! Ai did virus skan an dat pesky LOL Cat pop up agin. If ai gib it a cookie will it go away?

jus get rid ob all dos stoopid kitteh pics!

Relationships are complicated these days, you know?

long distens relashunshipz kan b hard.

My owner enjoyz looking at teh LOLcat site...

aww dun b so sad, kittehs r owr fwends!

I deleted ur Facebook account. Nao u can only play wif mee!

meybe we kan pway on teh compooter 2gether?

There. I ordered elebenty jillion milkbones. Should tide me over for the weekend!

y dun u trabel 2 teh promise landz?