I've complete your Human Performance Review. Results not looking too good...

wuz ur hooman bein lazy agein?

Well? Did ai makez teh front page?

You made it little guy!

wat goggies and hoomans will do 4 faem.

I finish allz your works... I can has hot dog now?

dese dayz all da goggies kno how to computer.

IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR!

ur in trubl nao mister! tiem out 4 u!

I eat TPS reports for breakfast

ai taek mai job verry srsly!

i'm on ur internets, spaming ur accounts

ai lubs da internetz!

Spreadsheet Hell I need to make a new spreadsheet to keep track of all of my spreadsheets.

ai habs 2 many klients!