If you don't want me to shop online, you really shouldn't use my name as all your passwords.
ai haz been luking 4 all dis stuff 4 so long!
Please, may I have your password?
I'm in your cheezburger low-voting all the lolcats
doez lolcats r krayzee! no fanks!
There. I ordered elebenty jillion milkbones. Should tide me over for the weekend!
y dun u trabel 2 teh promise landz?
waitz... letz me respondz to my twitterz furst
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