vintage

The disappearing underwear trick. Always a crowd-pleaser for Houdini.

AND JUST THEN... My alarm clock went off.

TAG! YOU'RE IT!

he's over compensating for something

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

I'M GOIN' IN

Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!

Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.

Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?

-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

Okay, this is NOT a good substitute for the Internet!

Wasn't that the best Brazilian you ever had?

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

I SELL MADNESS AT BULK RATE