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Michael didn't realize when he started to specialize in gynecology that the training would be so rigorous and hands-on starting with the first day.

Now load the "Skynet" program Miss Jenkins

Lady Gaga's Great-Grandmother

Look they've rolled out the lumpy white carpet

Definitely Marriage Material

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

Get her higher, quickly! The lightning storm's approaching!

Another bad example of women drivers

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

Now about that bed time ....

Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

Giant Bubble Wands Don't know why they never caught on.

It's all about location, but I say f**k it... we can just do it like animals on this slab behind me.

YOU USED MY MR. BUBBLES. WITHOUT PERMISSION.

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY

We missed you. You're the life of the party.