vintage

Okay, this is NOT a good substitute for the Internet!

Wasn't that the best Brazilian you ever had?

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

I SELL MADNESS AT BULK RATE

Man, I love her 45's!!! ... the records are good, too...

COME BACK! You haven't seen my heads collection yet!

Get in my van I'll explain later

Trippin' Balls... old school

Oh, sure, this is fun enough, but wait 'til the roofies and viagra kick in.

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

Halt, my fine chaps! It seems the time of the hammer has commenced

PLAYING WITH YOURSELF Depending on the game, results vary

All he needs now is a windowless van

Sorry about the door

Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Explanation U better have a good one.