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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - tearlessrain Follow a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because l'm used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but l'm so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he'd come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Wholesomeness

tumblr thread about newborn kittens' tiny fluffy tails | thumbnail includes two pictures of newborn kittens 'afishinspace Follow In Austria, we call kittens at that age "Autodromkatzerl", which translates to "bumper car kittens", because of the way their tail sticks up. It's not a really common word, but a very cute one'

Tumblr Thread: Autodromkatzerl Newborn Kittens With Their Triangle Tails

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Relatability

collection of Christmas themed animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - 2ndplacewins In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with "well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?" and what he going for was "the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing" But what *I* heard was "Santa's Reindeer are predator'

23 Festive Animal Tumblr Posts: Bringing On The 2021 Christmas Cheer

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Ridiculousness

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tumblr thread about a stingray covering a diver in the ocean | thumbnail includes a picture of a diver covered by a stingray 'Photograph - This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)'

Tumblr Thread: Stingray Covers Diver Like A Blanket

tumblr thread about the roundest bird | thumbnail includes two pictures of the Bearded Reedling and a tumblr post 'pogaytosalad Follow I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying. Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling'

Tumblr Thread: Discovering The Extremely Round Bearded Reedling

tumblr thread about a cat who saved a baby from freezing thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a baby and one of a cat in a box 'This baby boy was found with a bag containing baby food and diapers on a cold winter night in Obninsk, Russia. Masha the cat, saved the baby's life by curling around him and shielding him from below freezing temperatures.'

Tumblr Thread: Cat Saves Freezing Baby, Curling Up Around It And Screaming For Help

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes two pictures of tiny cats in huge spaces and one tumblr post 'Property - gertrudisnacht Follow I love pics of tiny cats where the pic is taken a bit further away to put into perspective how ridiculously tiny the cat is like'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Awwdorableness

tumblr thread about a snake who's afraid of staplers | thumbnail includes a picture of a snake in front of a stapler 'Font - kaijutegu Follow The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.'

Tumblr Thread: The Saga Of The Snake Who's Afraid Of Staplers

tumblr thread about the difference between rabbits and hares | thumbnail includes a picture of a hare and a part of a tumblr thread 'Rabbit - ratcoded Follow if you don't know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you've never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards' 'gallusrostromegalus Follow Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they're the WORST to encounter at night becuase'

Tumblr Thread: The Crucial Difference Between Rabbits And Hares

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informative tumblr thread about rabbits thumbnail includes two pictures of a rabbit one with the rabbit standing up and the other with the rabbit flopped over onto its side 'Ok, this post is to inform people about pet rabbits. Now some bunny moms and dads may know this information but when I first got my rabbit I didn't know all these things and I needed to.'

Tumblr Thread: Rabbit Owner Gives Informative Advice To Anyone Wanting To Get A Rabbit

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - surprisedentistry "i can leave the door open while i'm cleaning my bathroom," i reasoned to myself. "surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn't dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox" surprisedentistry i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And More Hilarity

tumblr thread about sheep having long tails and pigs being scary | thumbnail includes two pictures of sheep with long tails and one tumblr post 'Dog breed - ratcoded Follow who else is in the "didn't realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20" club dimetrodone Follow'

Tumblr Thread: Sheep Have Long Tails And Pigs Are Hella Scary

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tumblr thread about a story about a tiny dragon and a gold coin | thumbnail includes part of a tumblr thread 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Follow Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About The World's Tiniest Dragon And Its Gold Coin

tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals

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