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tumblr thread about newborn kittens' tiny fluffy tails | thumbnail includes two pictures of newborn kittens 'afishinspace Follow In Austria, we call kittens at that age "Autodromkatzerl", which translates to "bumper car kittens", because of the way their tail sticks up. It's not a really common word, but a very cute one'

Tumblr Thread: Autodromkatzerl Newborn Kittens With Their Triangle Tails

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Relatability

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tumblr thread about a stingray covering a diver in the ocean | thumbnail includes a picture of a diver covered by a stingray 'Photograph - This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)'

Tumblr Thread: Stingray Covers Diver Like A Blanket

tumblr thread about a cat who saved a baby from freezing thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a baby and one of a cat in a box 'This baby boy was found with a bag containing baby food and diapers on a cold winter night in Obninsk, Russia. Masha the cat, saved the baby's life by curling around him and shielding him from below freezing temperatures.'

Tumblr Thread: Cat Saves Freezing Baby, Curling Up Around It And Screaming For Help

tumblr thread about a snake who's afraid of staplers | thumbnail includes a picture of a snake in front of a stapler 'Font - kaijutegu Follow The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.'

Tumblr Thread: The Saga Of The Snake Who's Afraid Of Staplers

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tumblr thread about the difference between rabbits and hares | thumbnail includes a picture of a hare and a part of a tumblr thread 'Rabbit - ratcoded Follow if you don't know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you've never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards' 'gallusrostromegalus Follow Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they're the WORST to encounter at night becuase'

Tumblr Thread: The Crucial Difference Between Rabbits And Hares

tumblr thread about a story about a tiny dragon and a gold coin | thumbnail includes part of a tumblr thread 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Follow Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About The World's Tiniest Dragon And Its Gold Coin

tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it's divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus. lesbitomboyish Follow Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered. Source: writing-prompt-s'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Unexpected Stories

tumblr thread about why pit bulls are considered dangerous | thumbnail includes a picture of a pit bull and a pit bull puppy and one tumblr post 'Font - vet-and-wild Follow A lot of the pit bull fear is relatively new. I believe there was a TIME or Sports Illustrated article in the 80s/90s that specifically targeted pit bulls as dangerous dogs. GSDS, rotties, dobies, and even bloodhounds have all had their time as the trendy, "dangerous" breed. The dumb thing'

Tumblr Thread: Where The Fear Of Pit Bulls Really Comes From

tumblr thread about the two species of the Catopuma | thumbnail includes a picture of a catopuma and one tumblr post 'Organism - silverhawk Follow catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either a very gentle looking asian golden cat'

Tumblr Thread: The Two Very Different Species Of Catopumas

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tumblr thread about rescuing a kitten that was being attacked by raccoons | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - majoras-skull-kid Follow Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now l'm on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I've seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5'

Tumblr Thread: Rescuing A Scared And Sick Feral Kitten From Raccoons

tumblr thread about giving pets pills in funny ways | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beaft Follow my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying "oh!! what's this? what's this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????" while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill... then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it'

Tumblr Thread: Tricking Pets Into Taking Pills In Ridiculous Ways

tumblr posts about animals understanding the word 'no' | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - wow-david Follow My parrot has a vague understanding of the word “no." He knows to stop doing what he's doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it. He knows it's a word that is used when he's doing something he shouldn't be doing. However, being told “no" doesn't make him stop doing it in future. If he's ever out of my sight or if l'm not paying attention, I know exactly when he's doing s'

Animals Understanding The Word 'No' And Not Caring (Tumblr Posts)

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tumblr thread about animals getting wrapped up in blankets | thumbnail includes a picture of a lizard wrapped up in a blanket and one tumblr post 'Font - vet-and-wild Follow The best restraint tool in vet med is a towel, hands down. Do you know how many things I've restrained with a towel? Angry cat? Burrito it. Scared bunny? Burrito it. Tiny squish faced dog that you cant get a muzzle on? Burrito it. Screaming macaw? Burrito it. Injured wildlife? Burrito it. I burritoed an'

Tumblr Thread: Burrito-ing Animals Is Always The Right Way To Go

tumblr thread about a crane choosing a zookeeper as her new mate | thumbnail includes a picture of a man standing next to a crane 'Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure. Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.'

Tumblr Thread: Crane Chooses Zookeeper As Her New Mate