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Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Total Absurdity

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tumblr thread about dogs who have failed their service dog programs | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - zackancodeine Follow my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed'

Tumblr Thread: Doggos Who Flunked Out Service Dog Programs

They're just hooligans being themselves.

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a chicken and a person holding a pebble and one tumblr post 'Hand - Rocky ran up to me, gave me this pebble, and did a flirty little dance while making happy noises. Which is the rooster equivalent of a proposal. A truly devastating blow to my boyfriend. The man who helped raise him. Source: 6madfae'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Funny Stories

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tumblr thread about different ways that cats show humans that they love them | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Organism - gothkrispies Follow My cat, Annabel Lee, had her babies on my lap. I think she wanted to have them in the linen closet but she didn't want to be away from me either and I was watching a movie with a guy on our first date. My other cat, Joon, had her babies in the corner of my room. I put down a towel for her and the babies so they wouldn't get cold on the hardwood floor.'

Tumblr Thread: Things Cats Do When They Truly Love Their Humans

Anyone who says they don't love is wrong.

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tumblr thread about corvids being serious and parrots being weird | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'New Caledonian crow, who knows specifically build tool order build another tool, never engages play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with right vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time play, they got work do and kids raise. Font - And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime'

Tumblr Thread: Corvids Are Intelligent AF While Parrots Are A Heckin' Mess

They are extraordinarily silly.

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a scary ocean animal and one tumblr post 'Water - needs-more-pony mahbuddymycroft: fivetail dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God's Deviantart stage. Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them. I'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Endless Cuteness

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collection of wholesome tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - galesofnovember Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, "I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid." and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, "He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he's going to be so stupid!" Source: ga'

Nothing But Cat Goodness And Wholesomeness (Tumblr Posts)

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collection of tumblr posts about dogs trying to help humans do things and interrupting instead | thumbnail includes one tumblr post ''Font - i-am-mildly-insane Follow My friends and I were building a snowman and one of them had brought her dog along. He wanted so desperately to help, but his method of helping was to slap the snowman, eat the sticks we were using for arms and just cause general chaos. I had to stand and keep him entertained by throwing snowballs for him to eat so

Tumblr Thread: Dogs Attempting To Help Their Humans In The Most Unhelpful Ways

They're trying, and that's what counts.

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tumblr thread about a story of a women choosing to marry the one who can catch her cat thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - keuhkopussirotta Follow Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About A Woman And The Cat With A Key Around Its Neck

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tumblr thread of people arguing about whether birds are dinosaurs or reptiles | thumbnail includes two sections of a tumblr thread 'Blue - a-dinosaur-a-day Nope birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we've already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn't really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. alexaloraetheris This entire post sums up everything we're not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone'

Tumblr Thread: Drama In The Reptile Community Is Unexpectedly Funny

Completely unnecessary but SO funny.

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - thereddestglass So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away. It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Accidents

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - bassiter while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase "come on snake, let's rattle," which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight and. hhhooooo0000 boy does that fact have some Potential steampunkepsilon Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Mild Ridiculousness

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tumblr thread about funniest things zookeepers have ever heard people say at the zoo | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - spyglassrealms Follow yeah. as a part time zookeeper myself? yeah. my brother, who also works at the zoo, once overheard a guest remark with maximum confidence that our polar bear was an animatronic. when asked why the hell he thought as much, this guy. oh my god this fucking guy. without HESITATING he replied that "polar bears are made up by the'

Tumblr Thread: Funniest Things Zoo Employees Have Ever Been Asked

'Can I get baptized in the otter pool?'

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tumblr threads and posts about a cat who keeps causing mischief thumbnail includes two pictures of a cute black cat 'Text - sandersstudies Follow My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.'

Tumblr Thread: Delinquent Cat Keeps Causing Mischief

Her cute face allows her to get away with anything...

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - michaelmakesanentrance if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing pussylightlytoasted Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic Source: joaquinterrero 161,837 notes A'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Giggle-Worthy Silliness

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animals painted in chalk in the hills of England | thumbnail includes two picture of horses made of chalk drawn on hills 'people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what's interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we've been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn't disappear.'

Animals Drawn In Chalk In The Hills Have Been Maintained For Thousands Of Years

People getting together to do something amazing.

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