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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a chicken and a person holding a pebble and one tumblr post 'Hand - Rocky ran up to me, gave me this pebble, and did a flirty little dance while making happy noises. Which is the rooster equivalent of a proposal. A truly devastating blow to my boyfriend. The man who helped raise him. Source: 6madfae'

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tumblr thread about different ways that cats show humans that they love them | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Organism - gothkrispies Follow My cat, Annabel Lee, had her babies on my lap. I think she wanted to have them in the linen closet but she didn't want to be away from me either and I was watching a movie with a guy on our first date. My other cat, Joon, had her babies in the corner of my room. I put down a towel for her and the babies so they wouldn't get cold on the hardwood floor.'

Tumblr Thread: Things Cats Do When They Truly Love Their Humans

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a scary ocean animal and one tumblr post 'Water - needs-more-pony mahbuddymycroft: fivetail dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God's Deviantart stage. Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them. I'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Endless Cuteness

collection of wholesome tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - galesofnovember Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, "I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid." and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, "He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he's going to be so stupid!" Source: ga'

Nothing But Cat Goodness And Wholesomeness (Tumblr Posts)

collection of tumblr posts about dogs trying to help humans do things and interrupting instead | thumbnail includes one tumblr post ''Font - i-am-mildly-insane Follow My friends and I were building a snowman and one of them had brought her dog along. He wanted so desperately to help, but his method of helping was to slap the snowman, eat the sticks we were using for arms and just cause general chaos. I had to stand and keep him entertained by throwing snowballs for him to eat so

Tumblr Thread: Dogs Attempting To Help Their Humans In The Most Unhelpful Ways

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tumblr thread about a story of a women choosing to marry the one who can catch her cat thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - keuhkopussirotta Follow Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About A Woman And The Cat With A Key Around Its Neck

tumblr thread of people arguing about whether birds are dinosaurs or reptiles | thumbnail includes two sections of a tumblr thread 'Blue - a-dinosaur-a-day Nope birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we've already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn't really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. alexaloraetheris This entire post sums up everything we're not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone'

Tumblr Thread: Drama In The Reptile Community Is Unexpectedly Funny

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - thereddestglass So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away. It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Accidents

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tumblr threads and posts about a cat who keeps causing mischief thumbnail includes two pictures of a cute black cat 'Text - sandersstudies Follow My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.'

Tumblr Thread: Delinquent Cat Keeps Causing Mischief

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - michaelmakesanentrance if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing pussylightlytoasted Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic Source: joaquinterrero 161,837 notes A'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Giggle-Worthy Silliness

animals painted in chalk in the hills of England | thumbnail includes two picture of horses made of chalk drawn on hills 'people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what's interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we've been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn't disappear.'

Animals Drawn In Chalk In The Hills Have Been Maintained For Thousands Of Years

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - tearlessrain Follow a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because l'm used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but l'm so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he'd come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Wholesomeness

tumblr thread about newborn kittens' tiny fluffy tails | thumbnail includes two pictures of newborn kittens 'afishinspace Follow In Austria, we call kittens at that age "Autodromkatzerl", which translates to "bumper car kittens", because of the way their tail sticks up. It's not a really common word, but a very cute one'

Tumblr Thread: Autodromkatzerl Newborn Kittens With Their Triangle Tails

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Relatability

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collection of Christmas themed animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - 2ndplacewins In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with "well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?" and what he going for was "the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing" But what *I* heard was "Santa's Reindeer are predator'

23 Festive Animal Tumblr Posts: Bringing On The 2021 Christmas Cheer

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians'

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