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Nothing But Positivity Animal Tumblr Posts

It's the final day before the week starts, and we simply feel like it is our duty to make sure that this day has nothing but positivity for you guys. It's necessary. For that, this week's tumblr treat is one that will make sure to do just that. 

It's positivity and wholesomeness and nothing else - all in the form of animals, who are inherently the most positive and wholesome beings in the world. We hope you guys have an amazing day and that this collection will put a big smile on your face and bring some fluttery butterflies to your belly. And may your week be just as positive as this list. 

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding up a baby giraffe and weighing it 'Giraffe - hijerking guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe hijerking isn't life great Source: hijerking 621,283 notes ...'
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Wholesome And Silly Short Cat Stories And Threads

Oh cats, there is nothing in the world that we love more than we love you guys. The ridiculousness, the hilarity, the wholesomeness - all in one little fluffy package. Stories of their shenanigans and stories of their affection are ones that we love equally, because so long as a story has a cat in it, that story is worth a read. 

And the short stories and threads in this collection are ones definitely worth a read. It's a collection of hilarity and wholesomeness - all starring kitties, and we hope you love it just as much as we love cats. 

collection of short stories tweets and tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes two posts including a cat lying on a guy's chest 'Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 m' and a cat sniffing a can opener 'Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure'
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Cats Make You Immune To Hauntings (Tumblr Thread)

If you're ever home alone at night and happen to hear a sound, you'd get a bit nervous, wouldn't you? We know we would! The second we're alone, any sound could be dangerous and your senses are more anxious and alert. However, if you're home alone at night, and happen to have a cat, things aren't as scary. Why? Any noise you might be hearing is probably your cat. And if it isn't and your cat doesn't seem to be too worried or staring off into nothing, then maybe everything is alright. 

That's what we like to tell ourselves, anyway. 

cats make you immune to hauntings - a tumblr thread - thumbnail "I've hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I've been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours."
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Getting Cats To Drink More Water: Funny Yet Informative Tumblr Posts

Outsmarting a cat is an achievement like no other. They are little hooligans, and they think that they are so dang smart. Even when they get ridiculously stuck in our curtain and scream until we get them out, they are still doing it on purpose obviously, they are still the smartest creature in the room. But sometimes, just sometimes, we can properly outsmart them. 

These weirdly informative yet hilarious tumblr posts tell the story of such cases. I mean, you have to get your silly cat to drink sOmeHOw, and if it means having to convince your cat that it's really just being sneaky and clever and drinking from your cup, well, that's just par for the course. 

tumblr posts about getting cats to drink more water thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - straightboyfriend Follow i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .'
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Waking Up On The Right Paw: Wholesome Tumblr Dog Posts

We're at the finish line of this weekend, and oh my god, we are so not ready for it to end yet. We want to sleep, we want to rest, we want the weekend to last approximately another 105 hours so we could sleep and regain the energy that we need. Thankfully, we still have all of Sunday to do just that. But, you're here not just to see some wholesome posts about animals, you're here to make sure that you start next week off on the right paw. 

This week's tumblr treat for y'all is full of nothing but the most wholesome doggos. Because nothing is a better guarantee for ending the week right - with a smile on your face - than some pawdorable puppers. 

wholesome tumblr posts about dogs thumbnail includes a picture of a dog sticking its head through the doggy door 'Cabinetry - awwww-cute The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street Source: awwww-cute 437,748 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

There is... something about dachshunds that is different than other dogs... Even though they're so little, they are just... so dang intimidating. We can't help it, when we walk past them on the streets, we always have to take a moment and move away - can't risk the wrath of a dachshund. 

But, unfortunately for this tumblr user, it's family must have wronged a dachshund at some point in their lives, because now they are cursed. The father has been bitten and left scarred, the girl is being followed by a dachshund in school. This curse is real, and it is terrifying. ...It's also kind of hilarious though. 

tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'
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Tumblr Thread: Cat That Adores Cuddles

We don't know if you've heard, but there is this rumor about cats not liking cuddles and not being affectionate. We know, how ridiculous is that. Clearly, anyone who knows anything at all about cats knows that if you have earned their love and affection, they will give it back to you tenfold and more. 


Cats are so affectionate. You just have to allow them to be affectionate with you on their own terms. It may take some time for it to happen, but eventually, if you are nice and respectful enough, it will. And maybe your cat will end up as cuddly and loving as this one. 

tumblr thread about a cat who loves cuddling.
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Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Have you ever heard a joke that was so bad it was actually good? The kind of joke that first makes you open your mouth in shock or how bad it was, possibly roll your eyes as well, then give in and snort because you can't help it. Well, today, you're about to read a bunch of them

Tumblr user, badjokesbyjeff, is known for his 'so bad they're good' jokes, and we have collected as many of his animal ones as we could. His jokes are so not bad sometimes, people actually ask him to change his username, because he rarely lives up to it. We love it though, and we see no better way to start then week than filling up your dad joke arsenal and enjoying the silliness of some bad jokes

tumblr posts by badjokesbyjeff od jokes so bad they're good thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.. My fault for getting one that's pure bread. 3,273 notes'
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Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness

Happy Sunday, everyone! Our favorite day of the week, alongside Saturday, of course. Being able to rest, being given time to reset a little more before starting the week, cuddling with your cat or dog a little bit longer, and just... chilling. And because we know you guys, we know that the perfect addition to your Sunday is some animal wholesomeness

This week's tumblr treat is nothing but positivity, nothing but good vibes, only tumblr animal adorableness and wholesomeness - to ensure that you ends this week right. 

Have a wonderful week, animal lovers, and please enjoy!

wholesome animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one post 'Font - triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. "I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." I grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger. fandomsandfeminism A+ pare'
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Tumblr Posts About The Awwdorably Dramatic Gecko

Everyone, Rory. Rory, everyone. Rory is one of the most adorable geckos we've ever seen. He has stolen our hearts and made us fall in love with geckos even more than we were before. He likes cuddling paper towels, being overly dramatic, scaring his owner when they sleep, and being the cutest gecko of all geckos

Who knew that itty bitty lizards like that could have so much personality? If we had known before, we would have actually considered getting one of them. So, thank you tumblr user iwilleatyourenglish, for showing us the awwdorable gecko light. 

tumblr posts about a gecko thumbnail includes a picture of a gecko spooning a piece of paper towel 'Font - iwilleatyourenglish sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i'm ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it'
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Tumblr Thread: Cats' Adorable Reactions To Meeting Baby Human

One can never help but worry what their pet's reaction is going to be when bringing an itty bitty newborn human home. We want them to be best friends, we want them to love each other, but for the pet, this milk-smelling mini human is even stranger than us large humans. And the whole thing is even more worrisome for someone who has more than one pet.

For Tumblr user dedalvs, for a moment, it looked like the worst was going to happen. After one of her cats very curiously came up to her baby and sniffed it, the baby started wailing, and the cat was petrified. Thankfully, his sibling cat was there to put him in his place. 

tumblr thread about two cats' reactions to meeting a baby human thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat sniffing a baby and a cat terrified by a baby 'Font - Pretty soon, though, the baby started crying. Wailing. Roman was utterly terrified by this.'
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Tumblr Thread: Psychic Cat Always Knows When Human Gets Ice Cream

All cats eventually learn what some things mean. Some are smarter than others, of course, and will understand more than most. But most of them will know when you're getting up to get them food, they'll understand the sound of a wet food can opening... they'll learn. Some of them though, shock us with their abilities, and the cat of glumshoe on tumblr, did exactly that.

It seems that this little semi omnicient god-tier goblin knows exactly when her human is about to get ice cream. It's only like that with ice cream. And it seems that all it takes are some "ice cream thoughts" from her human for her to come running. 

tumblr thread about a cat who always knows when her human is going to get ice cream thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - glumshoe Follow My cat has ice cream prescience. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn't care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently. But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream'
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Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Mute Button Whenever She Wants Attention

Every animal has a personality. Every animal has it's funny little strange quirks. Some of them do these strange things just because they're jerks and wanna be annoying (not that that makes us love them any less), and some do it because of something that happened in their past that is still affecting their behavior now. 

Such is the story of Harley - the famous tumblr rescue dog who was once abused and mistreated and now lives in her forever home and licks the mute button whenever the music on her human's computer gets more attention than her. She's lovely - happy as she is now and with every strange little quirk she has. 

tumblr thread about a dog who licks the mute button whenever she wants to be petted thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a laptop's keyboard 'Font - racingbarakarts Follow If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her'
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Wholesome Animal Posts On This Fine Sunday Morning

Another week is coming to a close, and oh my goodness, what we wouldn't give for another break day - another day of sleep, another day of cuddling our pet, another day of doing nothing but looking at wholesome and awwdorable animals online. Well, don't worry, even though the week is close to over, we have just what you need to end it on. 

You weekly tumblr treat this week is nothing but tumblr animal goodness and wholesomeness. It doesn't replace another day of sleep, of course, but it'll help prolong this one with smiles and positivity. So, have a good weekend, animal lovers, and we hope this new weeks brings with it as much wholesomeness as these tumblr posts. 

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of an embarrassed walrus and a human holding a cake made of fish ''
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Tumblr Thread: Cursed But Real Medieval Beekeeper Garb

You must have wondered how people in the past handled things for which we have technology today. A washing machine? Well, we've seen pics how people washed clothes in the river? Cellphones? Well, there were phone booths, and way before that, there were... letters. But have you ever thought about how beekeepers used to handle their bees before they got their fancy outfits?

Apparently, tumblr users have indeed wondered about it, and the answer is they handled them with baskets on their faces. And after reading this, we want to say thank you to tumblr for both informing us of cool facts and mildly scaring us and giving us nightmares. 

tumblr thread about medieval beekeepers thumbnail includes two pictures of medieval beekeepers 'Human body - plaguedoctormemes Follow Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:'
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Parrots Being Jerks With No Sense Of Self-Preservation (Tumblr Posts)

Okay, so be real, is your parrot a jerk too? Because all we've heard from parrot owners is that they are annoying dumb jerks with no sense of self-preservation who get spooked by stupid things and constantly try to do the most dangerous things that they can... while also being very loveable, and we should totally get one. 

Tumblr, apparently, also agrees that parrots are dummy jerks with so sense of self-preservation. And you know... maybe reading through these was supposed to discourage us from getting a bird, but all it did was encourage us to get one just to have these hilariously terrifying moments of excitement in our lives. 

tumblr posts about parrots being dumb animals with no sense of self-preservation thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beeftea78-deactivated20200113 my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I lock'
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