tortoise

This unlucky explorer interrupted tortoises mating. The angry male then pursued him at top speed.

Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.

Stroke two, three four. Swimming. I got it, now put me back in the pond.

WE CAN REBUILD HIM... WE HAVE AN OFFICE CHAIR