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funny Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags | thumbnail includes two pictures of cats captured in bags and one part of a review 'Amazing I put my 15# cat in this in order to trim his nails. He hates getting his nails trimmed with a passion. But once I wrangled him into this, put it on a heavy duty clamp, and clamped it to a doorway, I was able to finally get all of his nails trimmed with no scratching to me, and no fr_king out from him. '

Hissterical Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags for cats who have way too much spice for normal manicures: 'Trying to fit him into this bag was traumatic for the both us'

Mariel Ruvinsky

thread about cats and the pieces of trash that their owners keep for them | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a box and a picture of a cat surrounded by colorful tissues ''That's the cat's trash

Cats and their emotional support items of trash that their humans are not allowed to throw out, ever: 'That trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral thread about two women going on a date and breaking it off because one of them doesn't like cats | thumbnail includes two pictures of cats at tables with wine on them looking like they're on dates 'was on a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said "I hate cats"'

'Should we just end this now?' 'Ugh. Yeah probably': Person goes on a first date with a cute girl which goes really well until the girl says "I hate cats", and the two cordially just leave

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a cat who was called into jury duty | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat and a news line 'NEW THIS MORNING Cat Called for Jury Duty BOSTON abc' '"When they ask him guilty or not guilty? What's he supposed to say - meow?"'

Cat gets summoned for jury duty, owners appeal to have him disqualified because "Sal can't speak English", but the request is hilariously denied: '[They got] a letter from the vet stating he was a cat'

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral story about a cat breaking into a bank and alerting police | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat behind a glass door 'An actual cat burglar'

'Meowstakes were made': Panicked police respond to bank robbery, only to find out that the thief was an actual cat burglar who broke in and is not having fun at all

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral thread about a cat running into the fridge every time it opens | thumbnail includes two picturres of cats in fridges 'Every time I open the fridge she sprints across the entire house to wedge herself back here and yell'

'Cat's fridge obsession divides pet lovers and hygiene fans': Hilarious cat who sprints straight into the fridge the meowment it's open, sitting inside and screaming, goes viral and makes it onto Twitter news

Mariel Ruvinsky

funny things people have said to their cats | thumbnail includes one picture of two cats 'Why are you wet?' 'Stop chewing on the plastic!' 'Quit chewing on my oxygen tube'

'Get your paw out of my smoothie!' Most hilarious things people have caught themselves saying to their cats

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral tweets about a person catching their cat who is on a weightloss journey licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night | thumbnail includes two pictures of a tuxedo cat 'turns out he's been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night'

Confused owner who doesn't understand why her chonky cat is not losing weight catches the cat licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night, plus other hissterical instances of cats' greed knowing no bounds

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about an employee being summoned into an HR meeting to discuss that she's not allowed to mention that she has cats | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat 'She said it was really inappropriate that they knew about my cats. I pointed out that I knew about her (my GM's) dogs. She is quick to point out that those are DOGS. Not cats'

'This 45 minute meeting was like, 80% about my cats': HR calls employee in for emergency meeting to discuss how she's not allowed to mention that she has cats to co-workers

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a man pranking his office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat peeking from above 'I thought it would be funny to put a Bluetooth speaker in the ceiling and play sounds of cats over it.'

Employee pulls prank on entire office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling, causing the office to shut down, the boss to reprimand, and theories to be made: 'I found an eight hour video of cats meowing that was perfect.'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a cat that went missing being found in the house she went missing in | thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat next to a dog and a gray cat 'The house is 100+ years old so she must have found some kind of hidden hidey hole'

'Missing cat' turns up after 29 days discovered in the same 100 year old family home after insomniac dad catches her stealing the other cat's food at 3 am, leaving them both equally surprised

Mariel Ruvinsky

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posts about vets emailing and addressing cats instead of their owners | thumbnail includes one section of an email 'If you wish to see the vet please ask your parents to contact our helpful staff at 34 to arrange an appointment. We look forward to seeing you soon. Warmest regards, The Staff of Cat Care Inc' and a picture of a ginger cat 'Vet Emails My Cat, Not Me'

'Vet emails my cat, not me': Hissterical instances of veterinarians directly addressing cats instead of their owners

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about someone accidentally leaving their mic on during a work meeting and talking to their cat | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat in front of a computer screen 'Please tell your decat we appreciate ales slo his contribution'

'Accidentally improved team morale': Employee attending Zoom meeting forgets to turn their microphone off and gets caught delivering a motivational speech to their cat

Mariel Ruvinsky

video of a lawyer logging into a zoom court hearing with a xat filter on and not being able to remove it | thumbnail includes a screenshot of a zoom call with two men and one kitten image

'I'm not a cat': Lawyer enters virtual court hearing with on Zoom kitten filter on, gets stuck trying to remove it, and hilariously says he is prepared to continue with the hearing as is

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about an orange cats who puts its owners to sleep at night | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cute orange cat 'our cat might be trying to tuck us into bed every night??'

Husband and wife slowly realize that their ginger cat hilariously tucks them into bed every night, and is very miffed when they don't go along with him: 'Toad doesn’t even sleep in our bed!'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a school shutting down because someone spotted a mountain lion who actually turned out to be a large cat | thumbnail includes two pictures including a mountain lion and an orange cat 'The 'mountain lion' was just a plump cat'

School locks down because teacher spots a "mountain lion", sending everyone into a frenzy, turns out it was just a chonky orange cat "feasting on a rat"

Mariel Ruvinsky