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viral cat tweets about a sphynx cat who loves opening up faucets | thumbnail icludes one picture of a sphynx cat opening a faucet and a picture of a cat on a couch 'This faucet has been tied shut for three years, because he developed a crippling addiction to turning it on.'

Cat develops hilarious obsession with turning the faucet on, his owners tie it shut, but the feline still keeps trying, and the internet can't help but meme him: 'This faucet has been tied shut for three years'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a a landlord and tenant both breaching their contract and getting stuck in a stalemate | thumbnail includes one picture of a spooked cat peeking from behind a corner 'My landlord let himself while at work and he doesn't know have cats'

'We've both breached the contract': Landlord illegally enters tenants' apartment when they're not there, the tenants are keeping cats without his knowledge, and they're all stuck in a stalemate because neither can complain

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral tweets about funny and cute things vets have written about cats in their patient notes | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat and a picture of a vet note 'Handsome cat!!!' 'bray @sosolidsapphic took my baby to get fixed today and this is the vets notes about him'

Funniest and cutest notes veterinarians have written about their kitty cat patients: 'The vets wrote NOT HANDLEABLE on my gal's chart'

Mariel Ruvinsky

series of pictures of a funny orange cat reacting to bubbles being blown | thumbnail includes three pictures of an orange cat poking at screaming and pawing at blown bubbles 'We tried bubbles this weekend. I think it was a hit!'

Cat owner blows bubbles next to their single brain-celled orange, resulting in the funniest series of photos, which people instantly turn into memes: 'Brain cell is totally shorting out!'

Mariel Ruvinsky

funny Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags | thumbnail includes two pictures of cats captured in bags and one part of a review 'Amazing I put my 15# cat in this in order to trim his nails. He hates getting his nails trimmed with a passion. But once I wrangled him into this, put it on a heavy duty clamp, and clamped it to a doorway, I was able to finally get all of his nails trimmed with no scratching to me, and no fr_king out from him. '

Hissterical Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags for cats who have way too much spice for normal manicures: 'Trying to fit him into this bag was traumatic for the both us'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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thread about cats and the pieces of trash that their owners keep for them | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a box and a picture of a cat surrounded by colorful tissues ''That's the cat's trash

Cats and their emotional support items of trash that their humans are not allowed to throw out, ever: 'That trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it'

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral thread about two women going on a date and breaking it off because one of them doesn't like cats | thumbnail includes two pictures of cats at tables with wine on them looking like they're on dates 'was on a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said "I hate cats"'

'Should we just end this now?' 'Ugh. Yeah probably': Person goes on a first date with a cute girl which goes really well until the girl says "I hate cats", and the two cordially just leave

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a cat who was called into jury duty | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat and a news line 'NEW THIS MORNING Cat Called for Jury Duty BOSTON abc' '"When they ask him guilty or not guilty? What's he supposed to say - meow?"'

Cat gets summoned for jury duty, owners appeal to have him disqualified because "Sal can't speak English", but the request is hilariously denied: '[They got] a letter from the vet stating he was a cat'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral story about a cat breaking into a bank and alerting police | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat behind a glass door 'An actual cat burglar'

'Meowstakes were made': Panicked police respond to bank robbery, only to find out that the thief was an actual cat burglar who broke in and is not having fun at all

Mariel Ruvinsky

viral thread about a cat running into the fridge every time it opens | thumbnail includes two picturres of cats in fridges 'Every time I open the fridge she sprints across the entire house to wedge herself back here and yell'

'Cat's fridge obsession divides pet lovers and hygiene fans': Hilarious cat who sprints straight into the fridge the meowment it's open, sitting inside and screaming, goes viral and makes it onto Twitter news

Mariel Ruvinsky

funny things people have said to their cats | thumbnail includes one picture of two cats 'Why are you wet?' 'Stop chewing on the plastic!' 'Quit chewing on my oxygen tube'

'Get your paw out of my smoothie!' Most hilarious things people have caught themselves saying to their cats

Mariel Ruvinsky

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viral tweets about a person catching their cat who is on a weightloss journey licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night | thumbnail includes two pictures of a tuxedo cat 'turns out he's been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night'

Confused owner who doesn't understand why her chonky cat is not losing weight catches the cat licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night, plus other hissterical instances of cats' greed knowing no bounds

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about an employee being summoned into an HR meeting to discuss that she's not allowed to mention that she has cats | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat 'She said it was really inappropriate that they knew about my cats. I pointed out that I knew about her (my GM's) dogs. She is quick to point out that those are DOGS. Not cats'

'This 45 minute meeting was like, 80% about my cats': HR calls employee in for emergency meeting to discuss how she's not allowed to mention that she has cats to co-workers

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a man pranking his office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat peeking from above 'I thought it would be funny to put a Bluetooth speaker in the ceiling and play sounds of cats over it.'

Employee pulls prank on entire office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling, causing the office to shut down, the boss to reprimand, and theories to be made: 'I found an eight hour video of cats meowing that was perfect.'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about a cat that went missing being found in the house she went missing in | thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat next to a dog and a gray cat 'The house is 100+ years old so she must have found some kind of hidden hidey hole'

'Missing cat' turns up after 29 days discovered in the same 100 year old family home after insomniac dad catches her stealing the other cat's food at 3 am, leaving them both equally surprised

Mariel Ruvinsky

posts about vets emailing and addressing cats instead of their owners | thumbnail includes one section of an email 'If you wish to see the vet please ask your parents to contact our helpful staff at 34 to arrange an appointment. We look forward to seeing you soon. Warmest regards, The Staff of Cat Care Inc' and a picture of a ginger cat 'Vet Emails My Cat, Not Me'

'Vet emails my cat, not me': Hissterical instances of veterinarians directly addressing cats instead of their owners

Mariel Ruvinsky