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viral tweets about a person catching their cat who is on a weightloss journey licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night | thumbnail includes two pictures of a tuxedo cat 'turns out he's been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night'

Confused owner who doesn't understand why her chonky cat is not losing weight catches the cat licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night, plus other hissterical instances of cats' greed knowing no bounds

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about an employee being summoned into an HR meeting to discuss that she's not allowed to mention that she has cats | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat 'She said it was really inappropriate that they knew about my cats. I pointed out that I knew about her (my GM's) dogs. She is quick to point out that those are DOGS. Not cats'

'This 45 minute meeting was like, 80% about my cats': HR calls employee in for emergency meeting to discuss how she's not allowed to mention that she has cats to co-workers

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about a man pranking his office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat peeking from above 'I thought it would be funny to put a Bluetooth speaker in the ceiling and play sounds of cats over it.'

Employee pulls prank on entire office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling, causing the office to shut down, the boss to reprimand, and theories to be made: 'I found an eight hour video of cats meowing that was perfect.'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a cat that went missing being found in the house she went missing in | thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat next to a dog and a gray cat 'The house is 100+ years old so she must have found some kind of hidden hidey hole'

'Missing cat' turns up after 29 days discovered in the same 100 year old family home after insomniac dad catches her stealing the other cat's food at 3 am, leaving them both equally surprised

Mariel Ruvinsky

posts about vets emailing and addressing cats instead of their owners | thumbnail includes one section of an email 'If you wish to see the vet please ask your parents to contact our helpful staff at 34 to arrange an appointment. We look forward to seeing you soon. Warmest regards, The Staff of Cat Care Inc' and a picture of a ginger cat 'Vet Emails My Cat, Not Me'

'Vet emails my cat, not me': Hissterical instances of veterinarians directly addressing cats instead of their owners

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about someone accidentally leaving their mic on during a work meeting and talking to their cat | thumbnail includes one picture of a cat in front of a computer screen 'Please tell your decat we appreciate ales slo his contribution'

'Accidentally improved team morale': Employee attending Zoom meeting forgets to turn their microphone off and gets caught delivering a motivational speech to their cat

Mariel Ruvinsky

video of a lawyer logging into a zoom court hearing with a xat filter on and not being able to remove it | thumbnail includes a screenshot of a zoom call with two men and one kitten image

'I'm not a cat': Lawyer enters virtual court hearing with on Zoom kitten filter on, gets stuck trying to remove it, and hilariously says he is prepared to continue with the hearing as is

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about an orange cats who puts its owners to sleep at night | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cute orange cat 'our cat might be trying to tuck us into bed every night??'

Husband and wife slowly realize that their ginger cat hilariously tucks them into bed every night, and is very miffed when they don't go along with him: 'Toad doesn’t even sleep in our bed!'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about a school shutting down because someone spotted a mountain lion who actually turned out to be a large cat | thumbnail includes two pictures including a mountain lion and an orange cat 'The 'mountain lion' was just a plump cat'

School locks down because teacher spots a "mountain lion", sending everyone into a frenzy, turns out it was just a chonky orange cat "feasting on a rat"

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a ceiling in a bank breaking and a kitten falling out of it | thumbnail includes three pictures including a broken ceiling and two of a man holding a tiny black kitten 'a ceiling tile secured with a hatch suddenly drops and this tiniest of voids falls about 12-14 feet'

Ceiling in a bank suddenly breaks, and out comes falling a tiny void kitten, sending the guards into a hilarious frenzie: 'Tiny void literally drops from the distribution system'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about someone buying their cat a hamster wheel and the cat refusing to use it without them | thumbnail includes two pictures including an orange cat screaming and a cat with its tongue out 'That bingus has no respect for me'

'Cat butlering is hard work': Person buys hamster wheel for their cat, but hilariously, she refuses to use her single orange braincell to learn how to use it on her own and screams until her human does it for her

Mariel Ruvinsky

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story about the neighbor's house breaking in and looking hilariously surprised about getting caught | thumbnail includes one picture of a shocked orange cat on a purple blanket 'He took the open door as an invitation, he was then perplexed that I happened to live there'

'Typical orange, no sense of danger': Purrplexed ginger cat breaks into person's apartment, gets caught and looks hilariously shocked , turns out he was the neighbor's cat who accidentally got the wrong house

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a man stealing his ex's cat then one of his exes stealing the cat back and returning it to her | thumbnail includes one picture of two women holding a cat 'Girl, I used to date your man... If you want, I'll hit him up and see if your cat's there'

Man breaks into ex-girlfriend's apartment to steal her cat, she posts about it, another ex of his tricks him into letting her into his house, steals the cat back and returns it home: 'This woman woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT'

Mariel Ruvinsky

story about a woman demanding that the man she's been dating for three weeks get rid of his cats for her | thumbnail includes two pictures of two cats cuddling 'One time a person (after we had been dating for three weeks) told me it was either them or my cats'

Woman with children tells man she's been dating for 3 weeks to get rid of his cats or she'll leave him, he makes the right choice: 'I wasn't asking them to get rid of any of their kids'

Mariel Ruvinsky

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tumblr thread about a cat causing mischief and his owners blaming each other | thumbnail includes two pictures including a closeup of a cute cat and a cat on top of a giant cat tree 'Single brain cell and it's for committing crimes'

Wife keeps blaming her husband for making a mess in the house, he denies everything, only for them both to find out that it was their cat all along: 'This cat is a delinquent'

Mariel Ruvinsky

pictures of cats hating snow | thumbnail includes two pictures including a single paw print in snow and a cat outside in the snow screaming to be let in

25 Frosty Funny Feline Fails Featuring Cats Who Deeply Regret Stepping Into the Snowy Outdoors

Mariel Ruvinsky