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'Get your paw out of my smoothie!' Most hilarious things people have caught themselves saying to their cats

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Confused owner who doesn't understand why her chonky cat is not losing weight catches the cat licking the olive oil bottle in the middle of the night, plus other hissterical instances of cats' greed knowing no bounds

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'This 45 minute meeting was like, 80% about my cats': HR calls employee in for emergency meeting to discuss how she's not allowed to mention that she has cats to co-workers

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Employee pulls prank on entire office by making them think there's a cat in the ceiling, causing the office to shut down, the boss to reprimand, and theories to be made: 'I found an eight hour video of cats meowing that was perfect.'

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'Missing cat' turns up after 29 days discovered in the same 100 year old family home after insomniac dad catches her stealing the other cat's food at 3 am, leaving them both equally surprised

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'Vet emails my cat, not me': Hissterical instances of veterinarians directly addressing cats instead of their owners

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'Accidentally improved team morale': Employee attending Zoom meeting forgets to turn their microphone off and gets caught delivering a motivational speech to their cat

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'I'm not a cat': Lawyer enters virtual court hearing with on Zoom kitten filter on, gets stuck trying to remove it, and hilariously says he is prepared to continue with the hearing as is

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Husband and wife slowly realize that their ginger cat hilariously tucks them into bed every night, and is very miffed when they don't go along with him: 'Toad doesn’t even sleep in our bed!'

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School locks down because teacher spots a "mountain lion", sending everyone into a frenzy, turns out it was just a chonky orange cat "feasting on a rat"

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Ceiling in a bank suddenly breaks, and out comes falling a tiny void kitten, sending the guards into a hilarious frenzie: 'Tiny void literally drops from the distribution system'

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'Cat butlering is hard work': Person buys hamster wheel for their cat, but hilariously, she refuses to use her single orange braincell to learn how to use it on her own and screams until her human does it for her

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'Typical orange, no sense of danger': Purrplexed ginger cat breaks into person's apartment, gets caught and looks hilariously shocked , turns out he was the neighbor's cat who accidentally got the wrong house

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Man breaks into ex-girlfriend's apartment to steal her cat, she posts about it, another ex of his tricks him into letting her into his house, steals the cat back and returns it home: 'This woman woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT'

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Woman with children tells man she's been dating for 3 weeks to get rid of his cats or she'll leave him, he makes the right choice: 'I wasn't asking them to get rid of any of their kids'

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Wife keeps blaming her husband for making a mess in the house, he denies everything, only for them both to find out that it was their cat all along: 'This cat is a delinquent'

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