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ENJOY THE SHOW WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY

And she wonders again, as she often does, "Why is Organic Chemistry a required course?"

SADLY.. THE BABY TOSS WAS REMOVED FROM THE OLYMPICS ONCE THE BABIES LEARNED TO FLY

POMPEII; AD 79 "I don't really worry much about the environment. The gods always took care of us before! Why worry?"

If You Want To Destroy My Sweater... Pull This Thread As I Walk Away!

Got your ticket? To the arquebus show

Ah...the days of yore. I remember sitting there, bare breasts all akimbo and randy as all get out. The baby got out of his cage and began flying around the room and we wondered... if drinking out of lead cups was such a good idea, after all.

If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks

I just need a little hint on the safe word

Death always makes sure to take the dearly departed for daily walks

HOLDING UR HAIR WHILE U PUKE since 1012 A.D.

I ain't even mad.

Now I can enjoy my hay-fever indoors

YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.