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I am having trouble understanding you Whilst the sound of my excellence Is in effect

Don't you think you're overreacting?

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

Moments later, the police arrived and arrested Bacchus for contributing to the deliquency of a minor

WORST. PARACHUTE. EVER!!!

this stopped when compound interest was invented

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

FRENCH TICKLER You're not French and that doesn't tickle.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us

No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

Aw, what th' hell, man! Do you know how much trouble it was catchin' that thing?

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!