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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Before PetCo Cat toys were a lot messier

ROCK THE BOAT! DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER! ROCK THE BOAT BAABY!!

It's a nice enough tree, Bob. But I'm not sure that I'd say it was "happy".

There's Venus on the half shell..... then there's Rita on the recliner

Have you seen enough Hentai , To know which way this is going?

It looked smaller in the ad

I LOVE ME SOME MAD BRITCHES AND HOES

Now get a little closer to the well, Timmy. Lassie won't mind.

One does not simply... Create a new meme!

Thou shalt not whip thine hair back and forth!!!

What can I say? Not a lot going on in my life except for hats...

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

Man, I wish i was an astronaut....

DROP ACID MUCH?