funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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viral twitter thread about a husband that gave his wife a book chronicling every time his dog spotted a cat during their walks | thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog and two captions 'My name is Jasper. I enjoy walks. I do not like cats. I hate them. They are everywhere. I've spent the year finding each and every one of them.' and one tweet 'Sally Doherty writes @Sally_writes HOWLING at this present from husband. I had no idea what they got up'

Husband Chronicles Every 'Cat Sighting' He and His Dog Had On Walks In 2023, Then Presents His Wife With A Hilarious Book Cataloging Them

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viral twitter thread about two cats that hate each other smelling oil and falling asleep together then becoming best friends | thumbnail includes one tweet 'one woman cult @clickholebot my cat and my moms cat have never gotten along and yesterday i accidentally gave them too much pet hemp oil and they both passed out on the bed together for 6 hours and when they woke up they were friends 7:55 PM Dec 26, 2023 3.3M Views 150 3.2K 99K : 2.8K'

Person Accidentally Gives Too Much Hemp Oil to Their Two Cats Who Hate Each Other, They Wake Up A Few Hours Later As Best Friends

Mariel Ruvinsky

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24 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 28, 2023)

30 tweets about a cat story | Thumbnail includes one picture of a white cat and one tweet including 'dnzele @vetusdeus112 Follow big things happening at home. our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant. Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support 8:54 AM Dec 23, 2023 6.9M Views'

Man Confronts Neighbor Over His Cat's Mysterious Romance, Accuses Them Of Getting His Cat Pregnant, Discovers Unexpected Twist In Hissterical Twitter Thread

40 cat memes

Fantastic Feline Funnies For The Soul, Because Every Day Is Caturday At ICanHasCheezburger

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16 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 21, 2023)

viral twitter thread about a person telling someone that their young cat is too old and should be put down | thumbnail includes one tweet '@Vigilantekit i am at a loss for words. i'm in tears. f ck this screw this. he's just a baby. i've never, ever been this unkind. screw this' and a picture of a cat and a text exchange 'Hey hun. I donated to your cat, however I just seen that he's 6 or 7 years old. I know I wouldn't of donated if I knew he was old like that, I am not trying to'

Ignorant Twitter User Tells Woman That Her 6-Year-Old Cat Is Too Old For Medical Care, The Internet Responds By Paying Her Medical Bills

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28 cat memes and tweets | Thumbnail includes one meme of three cat faces including 'Me telling my problems My pet: to my pet' and one tweet including 'Hannah Berner @beingbernz How to get a guy to stop hitting on you at the bar: -Tell him about your horoscope. -Tell him about your cat. -Tell him about your cat's horoscope.'

28 Cat Memes And Tweets That Are Whisker-Lickin' Good to Satisfy Your Caturday Comedy Cravings

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19 funny cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 14, 2023)

50 cat tweets from @weirdlilguys | Thumbnail includes one picture of a cat with an egg in its mouth, one picture of a man and a cat in bed, one tweet including 'cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys EGG THIEF' and one tweet including 'cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys there are many uses for cat'

A Year Of The 50 Best Cat Tweets From @Weirdlilguys To Laugh Through The Pain Of Finishing Another Circle Around The Sun

46 cat pics and memes

A Spectacularly Spicy Soirée of 45 Ferociously Feisty and Wholesome Felines to Inspire Fiery Hearted Cat Enthusiast Hoomans

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20 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (December 7, 2023)

50 cat tweets from @TranslatedCats | Thumbnail includes one picture of a cat in a bar, one picture of a cat on a scratched leather chair, one picture of text including 'translated cats @Translated Cats The artist and his work.' and one picture of text including 'translated cats @Translated Cats Asked my girlfriend to come out tonight, she said she could go, but she had to bring a cat along.'

The 50 Best Tweets Of 2023 From Our Favorite Funny Feline Account @TranslatedCats To Celebrate A Year Of Hissterical Cats

37 cats with jobs

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21 cat tweets

Best Cat Tweets Of The Week From The Feline Depths Of The World Wide Web (November 30, 2023)

21 cat tweets from translated cats

Hissterical Collection of Comedic Cat Tweets From Twitter Sensation "Translated Cats"

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Tenant gets evicted from housing project where a pregnant cat had just had kittens and refuses to let anyone inside, the kittens get rescued, but the momma cat stays locked inside: 'Their poor momma was running out of time'

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24 Fluffy Feline Funnies That Make You Feel Like You're Walking on a Cloud or a Cat

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22 Super Sleepy Cat Memes For All the Tired Souls Who Go to Work Today

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“I don’t recall inviting you!”: Pawrent excitedly moves into new apartment with her two fluffy felines, but refuses to let entitled friends stay with her after they “jokingly” suggest she put her cats in the closet

“I don’t recall inviting you!”: Pawrent excitedly moves into new apartment with her two fluffy felines, but refuses to let entitled friends stay with her after they “jokingly” suggest she put her cats in the closet

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23 Cat Memes Coming Like Knights in Shining Armor to Save You From Sadness

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