funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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a funny twitter thread about identical cats | thumbnail includes text 'Once my mom called home to let me know our gray cat had been hit by a car. Luckily she saw it happen and rushed him to the vet. It was pretty bad, but after hours of operating, they thought he was going to pull through. Hours? That was weird, I thought, since... Long story short, my mom shelled out nearly a thousand dollars in vet bills for some random cat.'

Man Realizes He's Been Played By Four Identical Cats

22 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left lizard couple meme "when ur telling ur grandparents about ur job and they have no clue what ur talking bout but they're supportive" thumbnail right bird sitting on phone displaying twitter "11:43 Tweet toomanycarz @toomanycarz There is literally a bird sitting on my phone as I tweet this. It's tweeting 11:42 28 Jul 21 Twitter for Android &View Tweet activity"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

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wholesome and funny animal memes and tweets - thumbnail of duck castle meme and a tweet about a cat calling dibs on bedroom | Do want good or bad news first? Wife: Bad Our duck is gonna need bigger castle Wife don't have duck About DUCKIE'S KINGDOM | Olivia Asis @Olivia_As_Is My roommate moved out and my cat called dibs.

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

tweets about cows getting stuck in things | thumbnail includes a picture of a cow stuck behind a pipe and one tweet 'Window - stuck cows only @wagyurach ... Here she is. my least favourite cow on the farm: 1:18 AM - Nov 19, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 1,636 Retweets 340 Quote Tweets 21.7K Likes'

Tweets Of Goofy Cows Getting Stuck: They Are Okay, Just Having A Bad Day

Mariel Ruvinsky

16 animal tweets | thumbnail tweet "is there anything funnier than when a cozy cat or dog suddenly heavens a big sigh like dude would could possibly be the matter"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

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a story from twitter about a cat who decided she prefers her owner's roommate | thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'My housemate has a cat and is always complaining about her, despite the fact that she's very affectionate and adorable. He gets annoyed that she goes out at night and doesn't come back until morning, which isn't true; she's in bed with me, getting all the cuddles she deserves.'

Storytime: Man 'Steals' His Roommate's Cat For Nightly Cuddles

women on twitter claim men should not own cats, the internet claps back | thumbnail includes two tweets saying 'ladies would you date a dude with a cat?' and 'I don't know. it just seems soft. Like I'd expect him to pee sitting down or something.'

Twitter Claps Back At Women Who Claim Men Shouldn't Own Cats

22 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left dinosaur tweet "Father Drinks McGee: Necromanc... ... @drinksmcgee The Flamingo was the only natural predator of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. 7:04 PM · 1/21/21 · Twitter for Android" thumbnail right cat meme "My cat is afraid of baths so in order to get him into one I have to fill it with rubber ducks"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

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a funny twitter thread with users showing images of how to tell they have a cat without showing the cat | thumbnail includes two images of kitty carnage and the caption 'tell me you have a cat without telling me you have a cat'

Hoomans Show Hiss-terical Ways To Tell Whether Someone Has A Pet Cat

funny tweets about cats moms and the difficulties of pregnancy | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat with a bunch of kittens all over it and one tweet 'Product - Shawna B @theproestdwarf One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood. 8:05 PM Nov 13, 2021 - Twitter Web App 19.3K Retweets 468 Quote Tweets 117K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cats Who Are Unprepared For The Realities Of Parenthood

Mariel Ruvinsky

a list of funny tweets about cats using their humans as walking arms | thumbnail includes two tweets that say 'just realized l'm my cat's rich friend' and 'Let's be honest. You're that cat's personal assistant'

Twitter Thread: Cats Using Their Hoomans As ATMs

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17 animal themed tweets | thumbnail blue background with tweet "@SirOpsALot I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight 9:43 PM - Nov 11, 2021 - Twitter Web App 30.5K Retweets 2,080 Quote Tweets 333.4K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

a funny Twitter thread about a sphinx cat with a wig on | thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'I had to see these photos of somebody putting their spine cat in a wig and now so do you'

Spooktacular Sphynx Cats Wearing Wigs

a compilation of funny cat memes on the internet | thumbnail includes two memes saying 'you only like cats, that's not true, I like other animals as well' and 'Wanna hang out? me: sure'

Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

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24 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left snail tweet "themme themmememes memed @themmememes Brb getting my snail chores done Unlike humans, snails don't abide by the rules of night and day. Generally, snails will sleep on and off in between periods of 13 to 15 hours. Afterwards, they experience a sudden jolt of energy for the next 30 hours, where they get all their snail chores done!" thumbnail right "Dog - Netflix: Are still there :"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

17 sleeping cat tweets | thumbnail left tweet "@andlikelaura the cat's all and im just like 6:55 AM · Nov 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,596 Retweets 152 Quote Tweets 24.7K Likes" thumbnail right orange tabby cat sleeping on couch

Twitter Using Crazy Cat People Send In Their Best Sleepy Kitty Snapshots (Thread)

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Cat sitter insists on sleeping in couples home for 3 weeks while they're away, cancels on them when they refuse to let her: 'There is a reasonable boundary between someone stopping by for 15 minutes versus sleeping in our bedroom'

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POV: Senior Cat Steals the Heart of the Facilities Supervisor at a Free-Roaming Cat Shelter in Colorado, Gets Adopted

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A Fuzzy Family of Heartwarming Feline Posts That Are Like Cute Catnip for Cat Lovers

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