funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Amy Lynn @AmyAThatcher I was just in the garden having a cigarette and on my phone, not really paying attention. I thought a cat came up and sat next to me on the step. I reached to pet it and it was a fucking possum. Scared the shit out of me . 4:54 AM - Sep 27, 2021 - Twitter for Android 638 Retweets 120 Quote Tweets 13.1K Likes'

16 Funny Cat Tweets We Found On Twitter

Mariel Ruvinsky

16 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left cat tweet "every time i say my cat's name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea" thumbnail right turtle breaking through wall in house "slow heavy metal music playing"

Sixteen Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

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twitter thread about a cat walking into a science lab | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat in a lab and one tweet 'Property - Dr. Jen M ... @AwesomeBiota CAT. THERE IS A CAT IN THE LAB. A CAT. 11:48 PM - Sep 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 963 Quote Tweets 151K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Curious Cat Breaks Into Science Lab

Mariel Ruvinsky

16 animal tweets | thumbnail tweet text "hi, boss? yeah, it's me. no, won't be able to work today either. ...yes, my cat. ....exactly, her soft little paws. because they're so soft. ...yeah, wish i could, just can't. ...ha ha! ain't that the truth. okay, so anyway like i said i won't be working. okay good luck. bye

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

viral tweets about Angela Merkel going to a zoo and being spooked by birds | thumbnail includes a picture of birds sitting on a scared woman and one tweet 'Vertebrate - Marcel Dirsus ... @marceldirsus Merkel visited a bird zoo today and the photos are everything. This isn't photoshop, it actually happened 11:15 AM - Sep 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 16.2K Retweets 2,482 Quote Tweets 86.1K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Angela Merkel Visits A Zoo And Ridiculousness Ensues

Mariel Ruvinsky

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funny twitter thread/rant about giant rabbits | thumbnail includes two photos of giant rabbits and the text 'oh my god you can't feed a whole head of cabbage to a baby!' *reveals it's a giant rabbit*

Giant Rabbit Spurs Funny Twitter Thread

This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes two pictures of election signs with cats instead of people and one tweet 'Photograph - Omar Burgan @OhmsB Someone in Montréal is replacing photos of candidates with cats and I really don't mind. #Elxn44 Y VO MEAADY Liberala OUREL AGET VOTE Sheld NOURKL, PAREAGE VOT 23000 BLOC Quebecale GUSTAVE PLATEAU MONT-ROYAL Mousse 4:12 PM - Sep 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,844 Retweets 830 Quote Tweets 19.9K Likes HAT QUÉBÉCOIS'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (September 24)

Mariel Ruvinsky

tweets about weird animals | thumbnail includes two pictures including a blue bee and a baby jacana 'Weird Animals @Weird_Animals'

Uniquely Weird Yet Unexpectedly Wicked Animals (Tweets)

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19 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left cat tweet avoiding vets "just cats that don't want to see the vet" thumbnail right owl and cop meme "Owl: I like to report an incident. Cop: [giggling] Do you know "hoo- dunnit"? Owl: I'm glad you think crime is funny, Officer Incompetent."

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

13 animal tweet images | thumbnail left car left on dog mode with tweet text " my girlfriend just said “brb" and left me in the car on dog mode S16 My owner will be back soon Don't worry! The A/C is on and it's 69 °"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

Twitter thread about two adorable cats who were the ringbearer and flower girl in a wedding, thumbnail includes two photos of a cat in a stroller with the captions 'Home from a wedding where my job was to escort the ringbearer' and 'speak meow of forever hold your peace'

Twitter Thread: Fancy Feline In Tuxedo Is The Ringbearer For Human's Epic Wedding

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This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat holding a pain brush and one tweet 'Cat - the spectral turn @averyelisabeth8 claudine refused to eat for three days, we called the vet and they said it was probably the heat and to keep an eye on her, i hand fed her horrible bits of tuna in broth.. and then we realised that her favourite paintbrush had gotten stuck under the rug and she was Pining 4:34 PM - Sep 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9,735 Retweets 680 Quote Tweets'

14 Supurrb Cat Tweets Because, Well, Monday

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter thread about a dog making an archeological discovery | thumbnail includes a black and white picture of a dog and a man and one tweet 'Dog - Marina Amaral ... @marinamaral2 On September 12, 1940, a French teenager took his dog for a walk - a simple everyday event, but it was to lead to one of the most stunning archaeological discoveries of all time. Robot, the dog, ran into a hole created by a fallen tree. Ravidat threw some stones into the hole. 4:07 PM - Sep 12, 2021 - Twitter Web App '

Twitter Thread: Dog Makes Incredible Archeological Discovery

Mariel Ruvinsky

tweets about a teenage emperor's diary entry where he brags about his cat | thumbnail includes a picture of a diary entry and one tweet 'Font - Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenongarrity ... Replying to @NeolithicSheep Here's the teenage emperor of Japan in the 9th century bragging about his cat, the first recorded instance of cats in Japan. On March 11, 889 CE, 17-year-old Emperor Uda wrote: "On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to'

Twitter Thread: A 9th Century Teenage Emperor Bragging About His Cat

Mariel Ruvinsky

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16 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left frog tweet "YouTube transcribed this frog's ribbits Chi burn it up burn it up burn it up burn it up all right" thumbnail right deer meme "watching chipotle worker try wrap my burrito has every ingredient store"

Sixteen Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

tweets of dogs giving people the stink eye | thumbnail includes two pictures of dogs looking off to the side and one tweet 'Dog - aloe @skincarvr PLS SEND ME PICS OF DOGS DOING THE SIDE EYE STARE PLS THEYRE SO FUNNY 6:36 AM - Sep 10, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 2,624 Quote Tweets 148.2K Likes'

Shady Doggos Giving Their Humans The Judgmental Side-Eye (Viral Tweets)

Mariel Ruvinsky

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