I've been thinking for ages about how I'd love to eat Andy Dwyer's head. Now I can! Dreams DO come true!

I think we've found a contender for the 2012 Darwin Awards.

That taste sad together.

Now we know who is really king around here.

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like my baking when I'm angry.

Just give that cat blue hair and it's literally a portrait of me.

I'm impressed, there was just enough onion for your passive aggressive message!

Even high school sophomores hired at the grocery store to wrangle carts should be able to spell a simple word.

These little plates of lettuce are alright I suppose.

Wait, what about if I'm just hungry for bacon?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my food being covered with spiders even if they do purport to be made of sugar.

I've been waiting for caffeinated meat products! It's about time!

Awww, my fruit deflated!

Pikachu is stoked about this new arrangement!

My favorite pony. So salty, so chewy.

This spud has a heart on.