When Dad is a serious hunter, the menu and decor don't vary much.

And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.

Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!

I never liked him as a dinosaur and I certainly don't like him as a decor theme.

I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?

Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.

It's almost worth the year-round dampness!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.

Everyone run into the foyer and slam into the wall on the count of three and maybe we can back this baby away from the river!

I love the idea of being partially underground but still having access to copious sunlight. I'm packing my bags now!

It's a long long battle, but I'm fairly certain this tree is going to win in the end. I hope you have a dehumidifier.

You hop, I'll get the scotch.

Complete with your own egg factory!

Absinthe Alchemy and Adventure.

Though it might give me nightmares of exploding bricks, this would be a killer kids' room mural.