Hidden door perfection, right here! This is from that amazing house I dreamed about once. Someday it shall be mine.

I don't need no chair teaching me how to sit right!

You wouldn't want the walls to get all mildewy from the moisture now would you?

Some things should maybe be left to the professionals. This isn't fooling anyone.

My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.

Ohhh... Hagrid is not going to like this, not one little bit!

When BBQ season is over do you have to do a complete overhaul to reflect the delicate hues of the turning leaves?

Ugh, now I have to find art that fits exactly into the blank spots! Home-ownership blows!

Sure you think you're being all arty with that screen but I know there's something back there you don't want us to see. What could it be?

You smell so bad, you're gonna take a bath on the porch, then we'll talk.