Some people just want to live their entire life inside a collection of their own neurosis.
This view is so dull, I can't bear to look at these boring mountains and this awful lake one minute longer.
Best way to show off the one that got away.
I googled "chew." I still don't see how this is going to help me purchase real estate.
But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?
Well that takes care of half a box of books. Where do I put the other 600?
I would so buy a house from someone named after my favorite snack food.
When you've got a rustic door and just the right color-coordinated books hanging about, it's time to get crafty.
However, if you want to keep grandma's spirit happy, you'll pay us the extra $500.
No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.
And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?
How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?
Wouldn't you love to see what's left in the library of an abandoned home? Lemme at it!
We're gonna need a much more spectacular wood stove to make this wall not look abandoned. Those built-ins look like they are longing for each other.
Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.
Oh yes, that's perfectly useful. This will make me exercise far more often.