Mebbe u shud invest in sum sekyuritee upgraydz...

This is actually what Rosemary saw and they didn't show in the movie.

OMG! I'm not wearin' pants

Oh. You're home. Happy day.

Give it up, Herman. It ain't happenin' tonight.

Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?

Jeff thought he was in love . Until he found out what kind of hairballs result after making out with a Persian.