GRIZZLY BEAR IMITATION CONTEST 3RD PRIZE

You boxed me on my ears. I'm calling the ASPCA.

Ai wuz tutched by an angel. But den Ai eeted it.

Spider kitteh climbs to safety

Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

I thought if I kept pluckin' away, I'd eventually hit bird. No such luck.

Colur blind kitteh Finded yew a pumikin