I'll sit here while you nervously wonder what I just did.
ai jus hoapz u doan find teh evidense...
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
I'm sorry Johnson I'm afraid I'll have to let you go
nao datz wut ai callz layin down teh paw!
They call me "Nomadicat," and they're all very loving! Seriously, the Touareg are just incredible people. I feel extremely fortunate to be a part of their band of brothers. Cler Achel... with amazing friends.
She's spayed, I'm neutered... So we adopted.
adopshun iz a wunnerful fing!
tankyu fer buyin me a big skwishy tomato.
diz is gunna mayk fer an AMAYZIN cheezburger!
Not in the house!
hao menneh tiemz doez ai haz 2 tel u 2 tayk it owtsied?