I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.
Felix was quite unsuspecting of the impending bow-tie intervention.
Kin yu gyz shuddup? I'z awn teh foan!
Palm reader kitteh sees a can opener in your future
Mr. Bergman--- Your chess opponent is here...
I'm so s-sorry you had to suffer through that Justin Beiber concert.
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.