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caption captioned cat excuse leg lolwut model not buying it story unsympathetic - 5775767552
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Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.

itz nawt liek u needed it anywayz...

acting like animals baby ball elephant excuse explanation heavy medicine ball pushing sissy sisyphus weight - 5734717696
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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

acting like animals asleep bulldog composing excuse explanation keyboard lazy sleeping virtuoso work working - 5689852160
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Mrrr, what? Oh, um, no, I wasn't sleeping! No, I was just... I was just trying to find a sense of "oneness" with this keyboard, because that's always what I do whenever I begin work on a new composition! Genius CAN come overnight, you know... it just usually involves a bit of sleeping and dreaming.