STOP! why? um...hammer time?
it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.
What? Oh, that. I dunno.
iz not stalking... just intently staring
Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.
Heck no! I wuzn't peeping in yer winnows!! Jist chekin yer pipes, mam, jist chekin yer pipes.
Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?
No not right now human... I'm busy being a cat