It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.
Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.
STOP! why? um...hammer time?