you'll have to excuse my hoominz. this happens ebry time someone's in heat. vry embarrassing.
Your intentions are good and I appreciate your missionary zeal but I'm just not interested in your dogma.
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
WAT?...ITZ MEDICINUL I HAZ A PERZCRIPSHUN
Don't judge me. A girls gotta pay the bills.