I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.
Do your donuts taste like hockey pucks? Have I ever got a solution for you!
That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!
Coffee is so delicious it makes out with itself!
Maybe if I make a giant uber-ant it will scare all the real ants away. That or they'll eat it.
No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.
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