Slow Food

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berries,fruit,salad,sculpture,turtle,watermelon
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I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.

Stanley Cup of Donuts

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donuts,hockey,sculpture,stanley cup
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Do your donuts taste like hockey pucks? Have I ever got a solution for you!

Don't Get Cheeky With Me, Pork

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case,deli,ground,pig,pork,sausage,sculpture,tongue
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That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.

Butter Cow and Farmers

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art,butter,carved,children,cow,sculpture
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Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!

Oh Girl, You So Sweet

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art,coffee,cups,faces,KISS,pour,sculpture
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Coffee is so delicious it makes out with itself!

So Many Ants at This Picnic

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ant,bug,celery,grapes,peanut butter,sculpture,snack
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Maybe if I make a giant uber-ant it will scare all the real ants away. That or they'll eat it.

The Dark Lord's Dirty Secret

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art,carrot,carving,darth vader,sculpture,star wars
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No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.

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