Slow Food

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Slow Food
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I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.

Stanley Cup of Donuts

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Stanley Cup of Donuts
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Do your donuts taste like hockey pucks? Have I ever got a solution for you!

Don't Get Cheeky With Me, Pork

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Don't Get Cheeky With Me, Pork
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That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.

Butter Cow and Farmers

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Butter Cow and Farmers
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Cows give us butter, we make more cows. THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!

Oh Girl, You So Sweet

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Oh Girl, You So Sweet
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Coffee is so delicious it makes out with itself!

So Many Ants at This Picnic

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So Many Ants at This Picnic
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Maybe if I make a giant uber-ant it will scare all the real ants away. That or they'll eat it.

The Dark Lord's Dirty Secret

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The Dark Lord's Dirty Secret
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No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.