Ugh, those porky cankles are unsightly.
I eat everything with my hands these days.
I can only type my name, I wonder how drunk I can get me?
Watch that drawbridge, you might spring a pudding leak.
The culture of body modifications has really taken off with the crustacean community looking for a little performance enhancement.
I wonder if these can stand up to a nuclear holocaust as well as a standard roach?
This seafood has turned. And possibly for the better!