Ground beef provides a great cushion if you've got a bad back.

This is how I would like all the milestones in my life to be honored from now on.

Don't tell me you haven't considered pounding his face into ground meat.

Get more Bieber fever over here!

Such a fluffy confection, such a sad existence. Oh the irony.

When you leave them alone in the cupboard with the moths, it's inevitable that they'll eventually start creating their own cultural mythology.

I love a good crisp morning in London.

Those hot stage lights are a serious liability when you've got such a low melting temperature.