Ground beef provides a great cushion if you've got a bad back.
This is how I would like all the milestones in my life to be honored from now on.
Don't tell me you haven't considered pounding his face into ground meat.
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Such a fluffy confection, such a sad existence. Oh the irony.
When you leave them alone in the cupboard with the moths, it's inevitable that they'll eventually start creating their own cultural mythology.
I love a good crisp morning in London.
Those hot stage lights are a serious liability when you've got such a low melting temperature.
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