You sunk my nori-ship!
Man that place is gonna get stinky in the summer.
I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Drag me to your delicious chocoaltey depths!
Honey, the crisper is infested again, call the exterminator.
The award for coolest Chinese dumpling shaped like a dragon goes to this badass.
I need more protein than this carrot-beaked, spicy-feathered fool can provide.
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