What, babies don't like hot saus?

No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.

Oh good, now all the grease will just run right off the edge of the plate! Brilliant!

I think that kid's a little young to be a Twihard but if you're a werewolf fan, you're a werewolf fan.

Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!

Ugh, say it's not true. The worst part of every day.

Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!