What, that's not what they intended?

AKA the Necronom-nom-nomicon

The pizza decor motif in my house makes me pretty consistently starving.

Flawless logic! And now I'm hungry.

Just order him a pie already and maybe he'll stop making that face.

Pikachu is stoked about this new arrangement!

There's never a time that we don't all need a pizza delivery guy.