Who needs a baking sheet? You do, evidently.

At least we know they'll follow directions.

I'm counting on that Targaryen pizza to be spicy as hell! Watch out for the Lannister pie, it may make you insufferable and hated by everyone you meet.

Allegedly you can push this button on your fridge magnet and it will automatically order a pizza for you. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Now that pizza is considered vegan and all natural, I'm going vegan for life!

Herkkupizza must translate to "tightwad jerk pizza."

This is the 2012 gold medal winning freestyle pizza throwing routine. This is a real thing.