I just want to wrap myself up in this and call it an edible outfit.

Ooh baby are those new toppings? They look mighty fine.

Possibly maybe a little not safe for work due to lyrics in the song.

Well you SAID you were on a diet!

Look, you can just go ahead and be a sheep who follows the crowd, but I've got something important to prove here!

I want them to color the entire inside of the box black so i can huff the marker fumes before eating my pizza.

Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

In honor of Easter, let this week's meals all be bunny themed!