I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!
Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.
I like to mix my dog drool with bug barf. I mean come on, dogs eat bugs all the time, it's natural.
If I unwrapped the foil of my birthday burrito and was confronted with sugary treats I'd be pretty pissed to be honest.
It's wise to be topless when eating a Carl's Jr. burger just in case.
I can't even stomach one Cadbury Creme Egg let alone a whole sandwich's worth of its disgusting filling.
Man that place is gonna get stinky in the summer.
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