I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!
Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.
I like to mix my dog drool with bug barf. I mean come on, dogs eat bugs all the time, it's natural.
If I unwrapped the foil of my birthday burrito and was confronted with sugary treats I'd be pretty pissed to be honest.
It's wise to be topless when eating a Carl's Jr. burger just in case.
I can't even stomach one Cadbury Creme Egg let alone a whole sandwich's worth of its disgusting filling.
Man that place is gonna get stinky in the summer.
What's the Most "Dad" Thing YOUR Dad's Ever Done?
Some Jokester Placed a Bunch of Fake Signs All Over the London ...
Madeleine Albright Delivers the Twitter Burn of the Year
Watch How "Organic Food Experts" React to Being Fed McDonald's ...
Your Snapchat Game Will Never be This Strong
Things Never Change For Tony Stark
Viral Video of the Day: Unexpected Golf Thug Life
He's a Mountain of a Man on "Game of Thrones," and Flying ...
The Best Way to Deal With Spiders
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more