Does being ugly make them cheaper? More appetizing? Should I sympathize with them?
Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.
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Jreeming Jragonz says: "Me and my brother used to love having this cake for our birthdays when we were kids. This year we decided to bring it back. It was just as delicious as I remembered!"
In Sansa Stark's nightmares she's snacking on these.
Instead of dipping them in chocolate, let's get them help for their unfortunate problems.
See kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time in a tanning bed.
It's quite a feat when eating a real fly sounds more appetizing than a perfectly good muffin.