You Nasty, Rabbit!

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You Nasty, Rabbit!
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I knew there was a reason I never trusted that damn bunny.

Zombie Head Gumball Machine

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Zombie Head Gumball Machine
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The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.

Smooth Move, Ex-Lax

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Smooth Move, Ex-Lax
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This genius of a Burger King employee thought it would be HILARIOUS to stand in the lettuce that YOU eat and put the photo on the internet! Then he got fired! take note, internets!

Sure, Water...

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Sure, Water...
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Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.

A Quick Snack

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A Quick Snack
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That awkward moment when you're starving for a snack and the fridge is bare.

Barf on a Bone Stick

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Barf on a Bone Stick
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Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.

Crappy Candy For America!

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Crappy Candy For America!
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Honestly, does anyone really ENJOY candy buttons? A mouth full of paper does not scream AMERICA to me.