When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Yes, please sell me cookies that you found in the forest. They look delicious.

We also hear this planet may have pretty great red sauce. May we bathe in it?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my food being covered with spiders even if they do purport to be made of sugar.

Don't waste any part of the chicken, don't waste any part of the cake.

Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.

Chili flake-ridden cake with peanut butter coconut frosting and sriracha glaze? It's either mad genius, or intestinal horrors waiting to happen. Either way, I want some!