Looks Legit

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Looks Legit
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When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Mmmm Rock Cookies

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Mmmm Rock Cookies
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Yes, please sell me cookies that you found in the forest. They look delicious.

We Have Come For Your Boiling Water

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We Have Come For Your Boiling Water
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We also hear this planet may have pretty great red sauce. May we bathe in it?

Spider Man Pop Tarts

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Spider Man Pop Tarts
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my food being covered with spiders even if they do purport to be made of sugar.

Chicken Foot Cake Pop

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Chicken Foot Cake Pop
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Don't waste any part of the chicken, don't waste any part of the cake.

Suck on a Slug

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Suck on a Slug
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Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.

Spicy 'Fireworks' Cupcakes

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Spicy 'Fireworks' Cupcakes
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Chili flake-ridden cake with peanut butter coconut frosting and sriracha glaze? It's either mad genius, or intestinal horrors waiting to happen. Either way, I want some!