Did that thing you're putting in your mouth come off a plant or animal looking anything like it does now? No? Shut it down.

Tastes like ass.

Sharks love Sprite, don't they?

Looks just like the dog my family had when I was a kid. That dog was... special.

Could be worse, it could taste like your mouth before you brush your teeth.

That's about how it went, yep.

It's never too early to start planning for Halloween.