Did that thing you're putting in your mouth come off a plant or animal looking anything like it does now? No? Shut it down.
Tastes like ass.
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Looks just like the dog my family had when I was a kid. That dog was... special.
Could be worse, it could taste like your mouth before you brush your teeth.
That's about how it went, yep.
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