Life Sized Stormtrooper Cake

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Life Sized Stormtrooper Cake
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Can you date a cake? Because I want to take this cake out for drinks and take it back to my place. Good lord people, it's a CAKE that looks like a STORMTROOPER!

You Need More Coffee

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You Need More Coffee
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Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.

The Heart is No Matter

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The Heart is No Matter
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You just jetpack your ventricles out of here and I'll call you when I'm dead from deliciousness.

Tower of Power

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Tower of Power
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Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!

Save the Children!

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Save the Children!
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How can you just stand there and watch your kids be devoured by that monster?!