Nice try with the large milk but that's cookie's still way too big to dunk.
Sharks love Sprite, don't they?
Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.
Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!
I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.
It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.
Something about Poland and soccer and a warehouse means that it's time to make enough lasagna to feed tens of thousands of people? Um. Okay.
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